News

8-15-2016

NIMROD, Cra. - An Cratorian man was arrested on charges Sunday after authorities say he stole a donation jar off a counter at a Flamingo Fuel gas station at 23rd Street & Elliot Ave. When authorities arrived they found Jimmy Dudenut, 27 collapsed on the ground after tripping over a small crater recently made last Saturday night in the sidewalk of 23rd Street. Jimmy was transported to the Haley County Jail, where he was charged with theft and public intoxication.

8-12-2016

Breaking News!
This is the first Cratorian News Report!

Governor McGlavin and election opponent Mayor Dingleburg will be having a Governor debate this coming Tuesday, the Randal Dandal Buffet Convention Center will be hosting the event at 6:30 PM NS Lunar Time.