8-23-2016

MOOHOOF, Cra. - Presidential Candidate Vermin Supreme makes a historic visit to the lunar state yesterday. he stopped by the Randal Dandal buffet in downtown Moohoof to talk with the Governor.

With great optimism he believes he will win Cratoria this November.

8-19-2016

BOONTOWN, Cra. - After a long awaiting, the local Boontown brewery Friggledorf has just released a new dark ale named "Warlox Cox". Blended with a hint of lime, orange and a secret ingredient. You can get your six-pack at your local grocery or liquor store!

8-18-2016

EAST MOOHOOF, Cra. - Man charged with driving drunk after crashing into food trucks, sending 13 people to the hospital.

8-17-2016

MOOHOOF, Cra. - 74.6 The Bass FM made their debut radio test broadcast. Radio DJ Al Kickurass kicked off the broadcast with 6 songs as followed.

Retro Futuristic Heart - The Rambles
Planetary High Jinks - Randy Swaveman
Shining Spirit Down Peyote Country - Charles County Mayors
Beefaroni - Ramblin' Weldy
Got The Under Bridge Blues - Ramblin' Weldy
Dusty Bottles - Rotary Dial Jimm

8-16-2015

Breaking News!
Candidates for Governor square off in first debate

MOOHOOF - Governor Peter McGlavin and opponent Moohoovian Mayor Dingleburg faced off at the Randal Dandal Buffet Convention Center Tuesday, in the first face-to-face debate ever since the start of the election.

Republican Governor McGlavin and Democrat Mayor Dingleburg, were asked major issues facing the State of Cratoria.

The evening topics where about Interstellar illegal immigration, the glowshroom drug epidemic facing much of western Cratoria, Lunar Native Reservation, solutions dealing with Glarks, and infrastructure solutions dealing with Lunar weather damage.

Governor McGlavin was on the offensive against his opponent Dingleburg for his administration as Mayor of Moohoof. Questioning the balance spending and why much of the taxes where going towards massive modern art sculptors of paper clips and thumb tacks along the Aldrin River park instead of more important funding. 

The debate ended with both candidates tackling each other to the ground where a group of security and bystanders had to separate the two. A eye witness claims to of heard Gov. McGlavin mummer something along the lines of "Modern Art twat." while he brushed off the physical encounter with Dingleburg and walked towards the entrance to his limo. 

The crowd was later heard after the incident applauding and chanting "Pete!" while throwing food and alcoholic cans and bottles at Mayor Dingleburg. 

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8-15-2016

NIMROD, Cra. - An Cratorian man was arrested on charges Sunday after authorities say he stole a donation jar off a counter at a Flamingo Fuel gas station at 23rd Street & Elliot Ave. When authorities arrived they found Jimmy Dudenut, 27 collapsed on the ground after tripping over a small crater recently made last Saturday night in the sidewalk of 23rd Street. Jimmy was transported to the Haley County Jail, where he was charged with theft and public intoxication.

8-12-2016

Breaking News!
This is the first Cratorian News Report!

Governor McGlavin and election opponent Mayor Dingleburg will be having a Governor debate this coming Tuesday, the Randal Dandal Buffet Convention Center will be hosting the event at 6:30 PM NS Lunar Time. 

Greetings, my name is Peter McGlavin Governor of the Great State of Cratoria. If you are here to visit our wonderful state you may want to take a look around our State Information & Travel Guide section to learn all about our wonderful state parks, recreational areas, and historic sites. Cratoria has a lot to offer visitors or folks that may be moving in. We have the largest fresh water reservoir on the near side of the Moon. Lozark Hills that cover the eastern half of the state offer many wonderful state parks and resorts. New Branson is nuzzled gently in the hillsides which offers a grand center of entertainment and gambling. Down the hills to the west is the great capital of Moohoof which lies in the middle of the Aldrin River Valley. Moohoof is home to many top notch breweries making it also the brewery capital of the Moon. Also home to the NFL Team, The Moohoovian Oxen. A neighboring city to the west of Moohoof is the auto industry hub of Cratoria called Nimrod. Beyond Nimrod lies the lush expands of the Regolia Plains. I hope you enjoy your stay and we hope our Cratorian hospitality is as welcoming as the sunny days on the Moon.

I wish you safe and enjoyable travels.

Governor Peter McGlavin